We're breakin' from the norm today and instead of yet another post about bikes I'm gonna try a few jokes instead. Anybody that likes bikes most certainly likes jokes. Below are a few stories about a little kid named Johnny. I like the way little Johnny thinks.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What'sthe matter,Mommy?' asked Little Johnny. 'You Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the CartoonNetwork!'
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.' Johnny, looking worried, said,'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'